"I am a real man's man!" This would probably be the title for Turkey's of, Bartleby the Scrivener, Facebook status. Turkey is described to be a very demonstrative man when it comes to his personal habits. Being that he drinks on the job, he is sure to have some advertisement of his habits on his personal page. There might be some buttons about beer drinking along with some cartoons on his wall.
In his about me section, one would expect to find some crude language of Turkey describing himself as a hard worker on Wall Street. He would be sure to emphasize the fact that he works on the famous street, but clearly discrete about his position. Because of the condescending way he talked to Bartleby, one would also expect that he would have some gossiping conversations to and from Nipper on his wall about the his foe. Likely, they would include politically incorrect pictures of disabled people being used to generalize the mentally challenges and emphasize stupidity.
In addition, there might be a great deal of misspelled language throughout the page due to the fact that Turkey might access mostly while he is not sober.